How to fuck up a picture and kindof get away with it

I wrote a whole fucking lot about these pictures in a witty and cool way, but then the internet decided to turn on me and delete everything. So now I'm like... wtf here you go, I made these pictures, I fucked them up like a true artist does and wohey, I had a really good time whilst doing it.
And will get friends soon I promise. That sentence would have been funny if you had only read my earlier text to this post, which you...didn't... so... Fuck the internet you know. Just kidding, I love it, it is my life.